Hey I'm Kayla and I really like wearing black lipstick c: Books, Michael cera, and Bands are my life you should follow me bc I'm hella rad B^)
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I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
|*gets pulled over*|
|Police:||you were going 100mph|
|Me:||but officer I was listening to Centuries|
|Police:||oh I'm sorry go right ahead|
|listening to Centuries for the first time:||this is a nice song|
|ten minutes later:||SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD, SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD. BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEE|